I guess living in the country and owning some land means that you will eventually have some mishap that leads to a bloody visit to the hospital (bloody meaning dealing with literal blood, not the British definition meaning dern, though I guess both would be appropriate). We made it safely through our first month here, but the inevitable hit last night.
We had invited some neighbors over for dinner last night, and I was going to prepare my normal go-to impressive meal of Chicken Lasagna Florentine, which takes me like 5 hours to create. (It should not take this long.) I add approximately 18 unnecessary steps to any given recipe, however, so knowing this, I began preparing the meal with the exact amount of time it would take me to be pulling everything out of the oven exactly 10 minutes after our guests arrived. They would walk in to a perfectly clean kitchen, a set table, and glasses awaiting me to pour their beverage of choice. An enjoyable dinner depended on my appearing to be a timely and perfect hostess! I mean, come on, I had even ironed my cloth napkins.* They were bound to be impressed.
About 2 minutes and 15 seconds before it was time for the lasagna to be placed in the oven, I hear Pete casually call from the back door. "Hey, babe? Can you bring me some paper towels? Um, a lot of paper towels?" Pete had come home early from work to mow the lawn before our 6:00 dinner plans. Because of the lack of urgency in his voice, I threw a few dishes in the sink, put some things back in the fridge, grabbed the roll of paper towels, and casually walked them out back to my husband. The man was pacing around the deck, appearing slightly distressed, and holding something close to his stomach. Upon closer inspection, that something that Pete was clutching with an increasingly blood-soaked t-shirt was his middle finger. My immediate fear was that half his finger was out in the yard somewhere and he was holding on for dear life to what was left of his birdie. "Pete?! What'd you do? What'd you DO? Where's your finger?? Is it still attached??? Oh my gosh, that's a lot of blood! PETE, WHAT'D YOU DO??" Looking back, maybe asking, "Are you okay?" or, "What can I do to make this situation better for you?" would have been better options. I need to work on more appropriate knee-jerk reactions.
Needless to say, the next half-hour was spent cleaning, bandaging, and elevating a thankfully still-attached, though crooked and fingernail-less, finger that Pete had attempted to use to quickly swipe some grass off the mower while it was running. Not phased, Pete still wanted to have our neighbors over for dinner and told me that he'd just go to the doctor the next morning. Tough guy! Knowing that my plans of appearing to be the perfect hostess had dissolved - followed shortly by the dissolve of my pride - I was quite phased, and slowly went back to preparing dinner on a cluttered kitchen counter next to a sink of dirty dishes as our neighbors came up the driveway and Pete headed to clean up.
The evening proceeded like normal, with the exception of Pete's constantly elevated right hand. ("Yes, Pete? Did you have a question?") His visit to Urgent Care this morning confirmed what we had suspected: a dirty, ripped fingernail and broken finger. More specifically, the end of Pete's finger is kind of, well, shattered, and the man is at this moment being prepped for surgery to either get it pieced back together or get the tip cut off.
If I were in that situation (as a woman) I would be FREAKING OUT about the physical appearance of missing part of my finger. Pete, however, is still not phased because, as he said last night, "I shoot left-handed anyway..." Life would only be bothered if hunting season was bothered! He also expressed excitement over the fact that he now has a new story to tell our 4-year-old niece Charis, who always wants to hear stories about how you fell down and scraped your knee, or got hit in the head with a ball, or got a spanking, or anything else that took some physical toll. Pete can't wait to tell her the bloody details of nearly slicing his finger off in the blade of a lawn mower! Classic!
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* Included only because my mom will eventually read this and such details remind her that I haven't failed as a homemaker.
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